i’m not even going to screenshot the whole thing because it just gets way too gross.. i couldnt even read it til the end…but tell me thats not the ultimate creep
“”My name is Bond, James Bond.” No, that line’ll never work. Um….
I’m delighted to make your acquaintance, he said, flourishing his fedora in a low, elegant bow….
400 DVDs? That’s a good start….
How many VHS tapes do you have, because those movies just aren’t on DVD or are too hard to find?
I’m hard-pressed to find new films I REALLY like. You’re good at recommending movies - could you suggest something? You can get a very good idea of my tastes from my profile. I’d be especially delighted if you could suggest some intelligent science fiction.
And I understand entirely about hanging out with your dog in prefence to the large majority of people, alas.
A little about me: I’m a professional writer (used to do a lot of stuff for newspapers, magazines, CBC radio and so on (but now I’m working on an opera libretto (and on a *very* wicked political-science-fiction-thriller novel (such fun! (and I referee roller derby (that’s right, ROLLER DERBY! (you can’t get more fun than that!!! (or any sillier….)))))))).
And I’m really looking for someone who’s a best friend — an equal partnership with someone who can both teach me things and can learn from me; mutual inspiration, care, and frequent cuddling.
Do tell me a little more about yourself…. Perhaps, among other things you might think of:
What’s the last thing you did for the very first time?
Which are your favorite performances of the Bach cello suites?
What, do you think, makes Einstein smarter than Mozart or Shakespeare?
What books have you read lately?
What have you *re*-read lately?
Do you read poetry out loud?
Do you like to be read to?
Do you like peaches with the skin on?
Why did the universe begin with maximum entropy?
Can you rollerskate?
What delights you?
What moves you?
What makes you think?
What excites you?
I’d love to learn more about you, and let you learn more about me….